10. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
9. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
8. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
7. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
5. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
4. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.
3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape...
