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Saturday, August 21, 2010

10 Worst things to say when a Cop pulls you over

10. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

9. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

8. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

7. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

5. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

4. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

2. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.

1. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

12 Amazing Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped


As painful as it may seen, this is a true photo. Julio Aparicio, one of Spain's most famous matadors, was gored in the throat during a bullfight. The incident took place during the Festival of Saint Isidro, considered to be the most important event in the bullfighting calendar, at the Plaza de Toros las Ventas bullring in May 2010. The matador has survived the attack but the bull was killed after the incident


 
There is a magic place in Bolivia, called Salar de Uyuni, where you can take amazing pictures like these


It looks like three glasses of wine served at the Pisa Tower. (Actually the photographer tilted the table and the camera at the same angle)



Vertical stripes + horizontal stripes = plaid shirt (by Rene Maltete, French photographer (1930-2000) - the photo is called “Rayures”, thanks Xavi!)

Unedited mobile phone shot of a girl on her bike in front of the royal palace in Amsterdam, reflected in a puddle. No editing, no tricks, no Photoshop. This picture was chosen as 'Photo of the day' at the Metro Photo Challenge and featured in the print version of the Metro newspaper


 
Love is in the air, or in this case, on the Earth. This heart-shaped island looks man-made but actually it's a work from nature and was only recently highlighted by Google Earth. This cute Croatian island, lined on every side with golden sands, is located in Zadarski Kanal (Zadar Channel) between Zadar and Island of Pasman


Single exposure. Multiple images created with custom flash synchronization and multiple flash heads


This touching shot makes aiming for the top not such a fanciful dream after all. The most famous landmark on the Parisian landscape is the perfect prop to make this little girl seem like a giant standing some 324 m (1,063 ft) tall. The low camera angle and large depth of field do the rest of the work


It looks like a mop with a face but actually it's Hungarian Puli sheep dog, Fee. In this pic he is jumping over a hurdle during a preview for a pedigree dog show in Dortmund on Thursday April 24, 2008. Photo by Frank Augstein


Drunk driver + Bike race = 10 injured, 1 dead. Sad but true, it happened in Matamoros, Tamaulipas, Mexico, in June 2008. The driver was drunk driving


This is not Photoshopped — it's an actual photograph of the world's largest chair, in the piazza of Manzano, Italy. (Manzano is a city of chair makers.) .

Walking on water in Indonesia. (taken by 4 seconds exposure)

Friday, August 20, 2010

10 Unfortunately Placed Ads













The Most Hilarious Homeless Signs EVER!!!













TOP 10 Funniest Construction Mistakes ever!!












Thursday, August 19, 2010

8 Hottest Celebrities without Make up

Cameron Diaz




Pamela Anderson


Reese Witherspoon


Angelina Jolie



Penelope Cruz



 
















Keira Knightley




Avril Lavigne


Britney Spears





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